A Cajun moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well then now, just give me my a money back."

"Cain't do that. I spent it already."

"Ok then now, just unload the a donkey."

"What ya gonna do with em."

"I gonna raffle him off."

"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just a won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffle him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece and made a me profit of $898."

"Didn't no one complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."