I am sure most of us in today's computer age have experienced our share of bugs. I know I have...some I even created!

The following quotes deal with that delicate subject.

On a historical note:
September 9th, 1945 the first "bug" in a computer program was discovered by Grace Hopper, a moth was removed with tweezers from a relay and taped into the day log thus the term bug was coined and she documented the bug too!


"Bug, n.: An aspect of a computer program which exists because the programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he wrote the program. Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed."

- Ray Simard

"That's not a bug! That's a FEATURE!"

- Unknown

"A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation."

- Unknown

"A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept."

- Computer Science Professor at NAU

"There are no bugs in any Microsoft software that the majority of users want fixed."

- Bill Gates

"Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS."

- Unknown
(just for the techies don't try this at home)