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What do they call Santa's helpers?- Subordinate Clauses
- What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
- Krisp Kringle
- Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
- Santa's little Elvis
- Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
- "Rude"olph
- What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
- A cookie sheet
- What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
- Comet
- What is the cow's holiday greeting?
- Mooooory Christmas
- What does Santa like to eat?
- A jolly roll
- Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
- Deery Queen
- What does Santa say when he is sick?
- OH OH NO!
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
- Missile toe
- How does Santa Claus take pictures?
- With his North Pole-aroid.
- What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
- Santa Claus-trophbia
- What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
- Sandy Claus
- The 3 stages of man:
- He believes in Santa Claus.
- He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
- He is Santa Claus.
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