How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they walk away to answer the door.

Why did the blonde quit her job as a janitor?
She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryers.

What do you call blonde twins doing chewing gum commercials?
Double Dumb.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
She responded, "Six please, I could never eat twelve pieces."

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawn mower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped to shreds.

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
"EARTHQUAKE!!!"

What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of Lawn Darts.