Hit the ball and...

Wife to her exhausted husband returning home at the end of the day,

"How did the day go, dear?"

"Terrible!"

"What happened?"

"Things were going so bad at work, I decided I just needed to get out of the office and play a round of golf. I took Fred with me."

"That's too bad about the office, dear."

"Well, that's only the beginning."

"Oh, what else?"

"We got to the seventh hole, and Fred had a coronary!"

"Oh, my!"

"Oh yeah, then things really started going bad... it was hit the ball, drag Fred... hit the ball, drag Fred."

by Steve Slater.