The Lover

At the old millionaire's funeral, everyone who attended was saddened by the sobs of his young widow (not Anna Nicole Smith, mind you!). Each and everyone of them finally realized that she really did love the late old geezer... they thought that she had married him for the money.

One of the female relatives of the late millionaire approached her and asked, "You really did love him, didn't you?"

She sobbed and replied, "Yes, oh yes, I loved him! I really did. He was the best thing that ever happened to my life! And what a great husband he was. Every morning he would make love to me according to the rhythm of the church bell as it rang. But that dreadful morning, after that fire engine sped by, he just dropped dead!!"