I don't usually pass on news like this because I know how busy you are. Sometimes, however, we have to pause to remember what life is about, so I will pass on this sad, sad news.

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they kept having trouble keeping the body in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and...

well, you know the rest!