Looking  around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to  the table,leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and  says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway  buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking  woman!"

The  biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because  he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The  drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and  she is good, the best I ever had!"

The  biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says  nothing.

The  drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something  else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point  the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in  the eyes and says...................

"Grandpa,.......  Go home, you're drunk  

Connie Wilkerson