Wal-Mart Greeters

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.

One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question,

"Really? A new born babe???"

"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."