Hunter Safety

Two guys were out deer hunting. One of them fell down gasping, clutching at his throat and chest and lay still on the forest floor. The other guy in a panic whipped out his cell phone and called 911.

The operator answered, " 911, what is your emergency?"

The guy replied, "My friend just had a heart attack and I think he's dead."

The operator replied, "Don't panic sir, I can help you with this. First of all we need to make sure that he is dead..." Before the operator could continue she heard the phone dropped in the leaves, the click-click of a12 gauge pump being racked, and "BANG".

The guy picked the phone back up and said, "OK he's dead, now what????"