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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after working out. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
- "Hello?"
- "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
- "Yes."
- "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from you. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
- "How much?"
- "Only $1,500.00"
- "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."
- "Ahhh - and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
- "What price did he quote you?"
- "Only $60,000..."
- "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
- "Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
- "What?"
- "It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account, and then I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw that house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acres of park area..."
- "How much are they asking?"
- "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have enough in the bank to cover it..."
- "Well, then, go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
- "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
- "Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, then holds the phone above his head and asks all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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