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A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and says to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." The bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $76. The drunk says, "I haven't got it." The bartender picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out in the street. The next day the same drunk walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink and give me the bill." The bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?" The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get mean when you drink." |
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