While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven year old son with her.

When everyone gathered around the baby the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"

"What do you say?" She asked.

Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful."

The woman reached into her purse and gave her son the money.