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ALABAMA:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Really.
ARIZONA:
It is illegal to hunt camels within the state borders.
In Tucson, women may not wear pants.
CALIFORNIA:
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
FLORIDA:
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
ILLINOIS:
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a police officer.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.
INDIANA:
Monkey's are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
IOWA:
Public kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
One armed piano players must perform for free.
KANSAS:
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
MASSACHUSETTS:
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
NEW YORK:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
NEW JERSEY:
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service only.
In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant.
OHIO:
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
OKLAHOMA:
Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
TEXAS:
It is illegal have more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal for person to go barefoot without first obtaining a permit.
VIRGINIA:
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed.
WASHINGTON:
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
WISCONSIN:
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
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