A few things for you to ponder:

  • Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

  • The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

  • There are more chickens than there are people in the world.

  • Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

  • The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

  • All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

  • "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

  • All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

  • Almonds are a member of the peach family.

  • Winston Churchill was born in ladies' room during a dance.

  • Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

  • Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora laReina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".

  • A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

  • Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

  • In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

  • Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

  • The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life."

  • A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (look at that castle over there...look at that castle over there...look at that castle..........)

  • A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

  • It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

  • The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

  • The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

  • Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

  • The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

  • There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

  • "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

  • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

  • It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

  • It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

  • No one is listening until you make a mistake.

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet

  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

  • It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

  • If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

  • If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

  • You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

  • When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?" - it's always a negative one.

  • The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.

  • The trouble with work is - it's so daily.

  • The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

  • Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.

  • Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is optional.

  • Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.