Funny Trivia

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it!)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, that's enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG!)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not fair that pig thing!)

The ant can lift 50 times it's own weight, can pull 30 times its own and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head, before it starves to death.
(creepy!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home! What the...")

Some lions mate 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(oh, geez!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing.....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares?!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(What about the pig?)