WARNING!

Date Rape Drug

The DEA issued an announcement today warning all men to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. Research, through a major federal grant, has identified the first date-rape drug directed toward men.

The drug is called beer, but it also goes by the street names of: "MGD", "the silver bullet", "bud" and "brewskie". So far it has only been found in a liquid form. The drug is dark brown to light amber in color with carbonated foam when poured. Beer has a fairly acrid taste but is apparently highly addictive.

Recent cases have shown that the drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

Like other date-rape drugs, "ecstasy" and GHB, the drug is sometime taken intentionally by people at parties to sample the mood altering aspect of the drug. However, female sexual predators have discovered a more sinister use of the drug. These women will offer to buy an unsuspecting man a beer or two and then simply ask the guy home for sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

A common side affect apparently is amnesia; when confronted by wives and girlfriends, victims claim to have no memory of the incident.

While the drug and its side effects have been known for centuries, there has been little effort to ban the drug. What's really shocking is that beer is available virtually anywhere! This is attributed to the fact that frequent users are in the majority of all state and the federal legislatures.