I Believe Him - Don't You?

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron".

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, he puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it within 10 inches of the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow thats amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog," the man asks? "Ribbit 3 Wood." The man takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day the man has played the best game of golf in his entire life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the table the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the guy figures what the heck, and places the bet. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table to him.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the Casino. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how I can ever repay you. You've won me all of this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not after all the frog has done for him, it deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God, or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton!"