This guy is walking down the beach and finds a brass lamp. He picks up the lamp and begins to wipe it off and out pops a genie.

"Wow! Who are you?" the guy asks.

"I'm a genie", the genie replies. "I will grant you three wishes for releasing me from the lamp."

"Anything I want?", the guy asks.

"Anything you want however, there is a catch" the genie replies. " I am actually a Lawyer Genie. So, anything you ask for, the lawyers get double."

"I hate lawyers!" the guy exclaims.

"No matter" the genie counters, "the lawyers still get double. What is your first wish?"

"That's easy" the guy says. "I wish I had a billion dollars!"

"Done" the genie replies. "Just remember, the lawyers got 2 billion dollars."

"I hate lawyers" the guy whines.

"No matter" the genie counters, "the lawyers still get double. What is your second wish?"

"I always wanted a Maserati. A red one." The guy says. "A convertible."

"Done" the genie replies. "Just remember, the lawyers got 2 Maseraties."

"I hate lawyers" the guy states.

"No matter" the genie counters, "the lawyers still get double. What is your third wish?"

"I wish to donate one kidney" the guy smiles.