Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford? Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road? A. To sue the chicken on the other side. Q. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps? A. New Jersey got to choose. Q: How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. And my personal favorite (drum roll, please...) Q: What do you call a dozen sky-diving lawyers? A: Skeet. |
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