Phrases to help you in your job

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

How about never? Is never good for you?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.

No, my powers can only be used for good.