My sister-in-law, recently enrolled in law school, and I had been exchanging "Lawyer Jokes" when she sent me this:
Here's an aside. When I went on break last night one of my textbooks was stolen. Now my class includes 100 students and I am right next to the door, so tracking it down is nearly impossible, so I shrugged it off and made a note to take it to the honor council and the Dean.

The woman sitting next to me, however said that she was "absolutely offended" that someone would steal a book.

My response was "hell, they're future lawyers, you'll want to watch your purse too." ;)