The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle:

1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%?* box all day!
   
   
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
   
   
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
   
   
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
   
   
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
   
   
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
   
   
7. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
   
   
8. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
   
   
9. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
   
   
10. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.