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10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.
9. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
8. Churn butter topless (no hats or bonnets).
7. Blow past Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.
6. Get a tattoo: "Born To Raise Barns"
5. Cruise the streets of York shouting insults at people with zippers.
4. Sleep 'til 6:00 a.m.
3. Drive over to Lancaster and kick some Mennonite rear.
2. Two words: Buttermilk kegger
And the number one Amish Spring Break Activity...
1. Wet bonnet contest!
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