An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow and purple. The old man just stared.

The young man said: "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."