Banned children's books

  • Dad's New Wife Timothy

  • Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games

  • How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School

  • Safe Sex And The Zip-Lock bag

  • Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets

  • Egghead - And Other Things Mrs. Dumpty Gave Humpty

  • The Complete Set Of "Mother Got Goosed" Nursery Rhymes

  • Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.

  • The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.

  • The Tickling Babysitter.

  • Babar Meets the Taxidermist.

  • Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.

  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.

  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.

  • Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse.

  • The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.

  • Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.

  • Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.

  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.