| Degrees Fahrenheit: |
What Happens: |
| 65 |
Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night |
| 60 |
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) |
| 50 |
Miami residents hunker down & turn on the heat |
| 45 |
Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts |
| 40 |
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming |
| 35 |
Italian cars don't start
Michigan fisherman try to get in one more day |
| 32 |
Water freezes |
| 30 |
You plan your vacation to Australia |
| 25 |
Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming |
| 20 |
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South |
| 15 |
French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
| 10 |
You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| 5 |
American cars don't start |
| 0 |
Alaskans put on T-shirts |
| -10 |
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -15 |
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Massachusetts secedes from the north
Miami residents cease to exist |
| -20 |
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel rooftops
Japanese cars don't start |
| -25 |
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -30 |
You plan a two week hot bath
Minnesotans are cautioned against sunbathing
Swedish cars don't start |
| -40 |
Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Michigans declare 2-dog nights
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -50 |
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window |
| -80 |
Polar bears move South
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game |
| -90 |
Hell freezes over |
| -95 |
Lawyers break with tradition, putting hands in their own pockets |
| -100 |
Hillary lets Bill sleep with her...on top of the covers |