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Chemistry of man and woman
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| Element name: |
WOMAN |
| Symbol: |
WO |
| Atomic weight: |
(Don't even go there). |
| Physical Properties: |
Generally round in form. Boils at nothing, but may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. |
| Chemical Properties: |
Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. |
| Usage: |
Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. |
| Caution: |
Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. |
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| Element name: |
MAN |
| Symbol: |
XY |
| Atomic weight: |
(200+/-50) |
| Physical Properties: |
Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging sample are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. |
| Chemical Properties: |
Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with other XY. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD(element: CHILD) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralized by saturating with alcohol. |
| Usage: |
None known. Possibly a good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large volumes on command. |
| Caution: |
In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. |
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