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What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?
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-----Drool.
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What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
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-----A full set of teeth.
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How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
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-----Grease her hips and push like hell.
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How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
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-----Pay him for the pizza.
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Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs?
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-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?
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----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
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Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
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-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
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What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life?
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----His freshman year.
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Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf?
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-----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
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How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
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-----None. That's a sophomore course at OSU.
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Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
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-----Lafayette, IN. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA
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-----Everyone there has the same DNA.
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Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
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----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash the rest of the week.
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