College football season

Something to offend just about everyone!

What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?
-----Drool.

What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
-----A full set of teeth.

How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
-----Grease her hips and push like hell.

How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
-----Pay him for the pizza.

Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs?
-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?
----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life?
----His freshman year.

Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf?
-----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-----None. That's a sophomore course at OSU.

Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
-----Lafayette, IN. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA
-----Everyone there has the same DNA.

Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash the rest of the week.