Nice expressions to describe dumb people:

  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

  • A few clowns short of a circus.

  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal

  • A few Cokes short of a six-pack.

  • A few peas short of a casserole.

  • The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

  • One taco short of a combination plate.

  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.

  • All foam, no beer.

  • The cheese slid off his cracker.

  • Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

  • As smart as bait.

  • Chimney's clogged.

  • Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.

  • Her sewing machine's out of thread.

  • His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

  • No grain in the silo.

  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

  • In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than most.