What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Somebody's fixin to lose a house trailer.

What's the last thing you usually hear just before a redneck dies?
"Hey y'all,... Watch this!"

How to pick up a chick in Arkansas.
"Hey Baby! Nice tooth."

Did you know that the Toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?
Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a Teeth Brush.