ONLY IN AMERICA:

1. Only in America can a pizza can arrive at your house faster than an ambulance.
   
   
2. Only in America do we have handicap parking in front of a skating rink.
   
   
3. Only in America do we make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
   
   
4. Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.
   
   
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens down to the counter.
   
   
6. Only in America do we leave cars and trucks worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our worthless junk in garage.
   
   
7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
   
   
8. Only in America do we buy hotdogs in packs of ten and buy buns in packs of eight.
   
   
9. Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the system so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures.
   
   
10. Only in America do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.