Getting Old

	GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:

	Sag, You're it Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. Doc Goose Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10. Musical recliners Chapter 2

	"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!