Ponderables

1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
   
   
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
   
   
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
   
   
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
   
   
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
   
   
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
   
   
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
   
   
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
   
   
9. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
   
   
10. Honk if you love peace and quite.
    
    
11. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
    
    
12. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    
    
13. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
    
    
14. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
    
    
15. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
    
    
16. You can't have everything - where would you put it?
    
    
17. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 percent of the world's population.
    
    
18. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
    
    
19. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
    
    
20. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
    
    
21. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.