Dry Quotes..


Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
-Anonymous


A successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman.
-Robert Frost


Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
-Al Boliska


Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
-Samuel Goldwyn


Be careful about reading health books-you might die from a misprint.
-Mark Twain


Time wounds all heels.
-Anonymous


A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
-Oliver Herford


Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
-Bob Hope


A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.
-Emily Lotney


A gentleman is someone who is never unintentionally rude.
-Oscar Wilde


The two most beautiful words in the English language are: "check enclosed."
-Dorothy Parker


Usually, the food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
-Ralph Collier


Headaches are all in your mind.
-Anonymous


The jean. The jean is the destruction. It is the dictator. It is destroying creativity. The jean must be stopped.
-Pierre Cardin


No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
-Frank McKinney Hubbard


If pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of... ?
-Anonymous


Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
-Al Boliska


The trees in Siberia are miles apart-that's why the dogs are so fast.
-Bob Hope