Dry Quotes..

Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
-Anonymous

A successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman.
-Robert Frost

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
-Al Boliska

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
-Samuel Goldwyn

Be careful about reading health books-you might die from a misprint.
-Mark Twain

Time wounds all heels.
-Anonymous

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
-Oliver Herford

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
-Bob Hope

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.
-Emily Lotney

A gentleman is someone who is never unintentionally rude.
-Oscar Wilde

The two most beautiful words in the English language are: "check enclosed."
-Dorothy Parker

Usually, the food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
-Ralph Collier

Headaches are all in your mind.
-Anonymous

The jean. The jean is the destruction. It is the dictator. It is destroying creativity. The jean must be stopped.
-Pierre Cardin

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
-Frank McKinney Hubbard

If pro is the opposite of con, then progress is the opposite of... ?
-Anonymous

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
-Al Boliska

The trees in Siberia are miles apart-that's why the dogs are so fast.
-Bob Hope