TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

10.) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9.) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8.) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7.) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6.) "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5.) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4.) "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3.) "The coffee machine is broken..."

2.) "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...

1.) ".... in Jesus' name. Amen."