Bumper Stickers

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

  • A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

  • Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

  • A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

  • A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • A closed mouth gathers no feet.

  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

  • A king's castle is his home.

  • A penny saved is rediculous.