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- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
- Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
- A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
- A king's castle is his home.
- A penny saved is rediculous.
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