Think About It

  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

  • If a deaf child curses in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

  • When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

  • Is there another word for synonym?

  • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

  • Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

  • When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

  • Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

  • Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

  • What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

  • Would you call a fly without wings a walk?

  • If a stealth bomber crashes in the woods will it make a sound?

  • If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he naked or homeless?

  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

  • Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

  • How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road signs?

  • Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets and seat belts?

  • Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the Parkway?

  • Why do they put Braille on the drive through teller machines?

  • If a man is in the forest talking to himself and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?