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- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If a deaf child curses in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
- Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
- Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
- What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would you call a fly without wings a walk?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in the woods will it make a sound?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he naked or homeless?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road signs?
- Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets and seat belts?
- Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the Parkway?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive through teller machines?
- If a man is in the forest talking to himself and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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