AMERICAN PROVERBS AND ASSORTED WORDS OF WISDOM

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.---

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.----

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.----

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.----

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.----

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.----

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.----

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."----

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.----

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.----

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.----

If you had everything. Where would you put it?----

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.----

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.----

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.----

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.----

It recently was discovered that research causes cancer in rats.----

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.