A.S.F.

The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces). Billy Bob, Bubba, Booger, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with these instructions:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer.
5. They hate pickup trucks.
6. They hate country music.
7. They hate Jesus.
8. They don't like barbecue.
9. Some of them are homosexual.
   
   And most important of all...
   
   
10. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Early estimates show it should be over in about two days...