At a meeting for peace negotiations George Bush and Saddam Hussein were in Baghdad and when George sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair. After a few minutes Saddam pressed the first button and a boxing glove sprung up and hit George square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace George decided to ignore this and continued talking until Saddam pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hit George on the chin. Saddam started laughing but again George ignored this and continued. A minute later George saw Saddam press the third button and he jumped into the air but a big boot sprung up and hit him in the nuts. George had decided he had enough of this and went home.

Three weeks later the peace negotiations were rescheduled in Washington and as Saddam sat down in Georges conference room he noticed George had three buttons on the arm of his chair. A little while after they started talking Goerge pressed the first button but nothing happened and George started giggling. They continued to talk then George pressed the second button, Saddam moved but again nothing happened. Saddam was getting a little jumpy and George was laughing even harder. A few minutes later George pressed the third button and started pissing himself but like the others nothing happened. Saddam had enough of this, stood up and said, "That's it! I'm going back to Baghdad!" to which George replied, "What Baghdad?"