Southern terrorists

The governors of some states would like to announce that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became romantically involved with the locals. The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified the following:

• Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
• Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
• Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
• Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
• Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
• Betty Jean Hashbeen Badgirl
• Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
• Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Who's-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin

We'll keep you posted.