Southern terrorists

The governors of some states would like to announce that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became romantically involved with the locals. The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified the following:

  • Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
  • Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
  • Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
  • Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
  • Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
  • Betty Jean Hashbeen Badgirl
  • Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
  • Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Who's-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin

We'll keep you posted.